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Fast Ass Gains!

Tired of straight-laced projects and faggy charts? $fag is here to deliver those Fast Ass Gains you deserve, with speed and PRIDE!

Go to Pump.fun faggot gains!
*** $fag *** SLAY THE fag, SNATCH THE BAG *** FAST ASS GAINS! *** FIERCE & FAST *** LP BURNT *** NO STRAIGHT LINES TO PROFIT, ONLY CURVES & SWERVES! *** BUY $fag NOW OR SASHAY AWAY *** $fag ***
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Why $fag? Because Slow is a DRAG, Honey!

$fag (Fast Ass Gains!) isn't just another memecoin. It's a rebellion against boring projects and gains that take eons. We're about speed, degen energy, community, and making your wallet absolutely FABULOUS.

DON'T BE A DRAG, JUST BE A QUEEN! GRAB YOUR FAST ASS GAINS!

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Turbo-Charged & Fabulous

Gains so fast, they'll make your wig spin! Blink and you're rich, darling.

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Extra Thicc Returns*

Our gains are serving looks and profits. (*NFA, but WERK that portfolio, hunty).

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Sashay Past The Rest

While others fag, $fag holders are voguing to the bank. Shantay, you GAIN!

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The Glow-Up Engine

Powered by pure speed, community REALNESS, and dreams of a legendary runway. Condragulations!

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Glam-nomics

Simple, speedy, and straight to the point. Built for Fast Ass Gains and looking good doing it!

  • // Token_Name:Fast Ass Gains!
  • // Ticker:$fag
  • // Total_Supply:1,000,000,000 (Fabulously fast for all!)
  • // Platform:Solana (Pump.fun -> Raydium)
  • // CA:Launching now on pump.fun!
  • // Liquidity:Burnt AF (Serving financial fierceness!)
  • // Taxes:0% / 0% (Keep all your coins, you fierce icon!)
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How to Snatch Your $fag (Fiercely Fast!)

Ready to stop fagging and start slaying? Getting $fag is faster than a death drop on beat.

  1. Wallet Up: Get your wallet, henny. Phantom or Solflare. Basic, but essential.

  2. Fuel Up (SOL): Get some Solana. Fuel up that rocket, make it snappy!

  3. Strut to Pump.fun: Use the Official Link. No time for flats, darling!

  4. Find $fag: Search for $fag or paste the CA. Sharp and chic, no mistakes!

  5. Swap & Werk: Connect, swap SOL for $fag, then let the good times roll, queen!

Snatch $fag Now!
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Join Our Fierce $fag Family

Connect with our vibrant $fag family. Share memes, kiki, and Fast Ass Gains! All icons, divas, and allies welcome.

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